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Adrian Ryan

Adrian Ryan, long established as the Gayest Gay in Seattle™, is probably most recognizable as a longtime Stranger senior contributing writer and columnist, raconteur, and a big ginger. He has written close to infinity words on celebrity, politics, life, and gayness in general, and his writings have appeared in many things, including The Stranger’s Guide to Seattle, Mommie’s Little Girl: Susie Bright on Sex, Motherhood and Cherry Pie, a bunch of stuff he forgets, and his very own Way Too Gay Seattle Survival Guide. In his spare time, he enjoys imagining that he has spare time and buckets of wine. He is secretly in love with Bernie Sanders, and thinks Adam Sandler is the devil.
Shut Up I’m Talking: Gay Spacemen, Big Head, Nasty Rumors

Shut Up I’m Talking: Gay Spacemen, Big Head, Nasty Rumors

by Adrian Ryan Far be it from me to indulge in feckless gossip, spread dreadful rumors, or start an unnecessary panic or anything (shut up), but have you heard? About The Cuff? No? Well. To wit:  The Cuff—that trusty/rusty old stalwart hub of gay Seattle, home to...

Shut Up I’m Talking: Bobbi, Bathtubs, and Sad Goodbyes

Shut Up I’m Talking: Bobbi, Bathtubs, and Sad Goodbyes

by Adrian Ryan This whole Bobbi Kristina Brown thing is FREAKING ME THE FREAK OUT, man. (As evinced by my use of the epithet “man,” instead of “‘mo,” or “gaywad,” or something more expected of me, so I’m clearly shaken up. Please hold me!) It’s just surreal. I’ve met...

Shut Up, I’m Talking

Shut Up, I’m Talking

by Adrian Ryan January 21, 2015 Hullooomosexuals! My name is Adrian Ryan, and we need to talk about a thing or two. Firstly: I am just tickled pinker to be here with you. If you didn’t just fall off the beanstalk, then I am sure I have made your acquaintance some...